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asslantic:

 

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

nahshaw:

"911 what’s your emergency?"

it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

sarziel:

fool me once

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fool me twice

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shigenee:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

jeans-saliva:

This was actually my favorite scene in the entire anime.

These kids weren’t main characters, they weren’t even recognizable faces. You weren’t supposed to feel anything for them. In fact, you were supposed to dislike them, because they were too scared to go out and help the characters who were humanized, who you did like. But this fucking kid, this poor, scared kid who you don’t even fucking know, just quietly kills himself like it’s the most natural thing in the world. No drama, no theatrics, no emotional speeches. He just does it. Almost as if it’s just the rational thing to do, like drinking water when you’re thirsty. For me, there was nothing more real in the entire series than this, and there was nothing that defined the characters’ way of life more. Because what the hell kind of world do you have to live in to treat suicide like such a logical option?

1500hp:

the aight gatsby