Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
'[cool user] liked your post…'
'[cool user] reblogged your post…'
DO YOU EVER WANT TO MAKE THE FRIEND SO BAD, BUT YOU GET TOO NERVOUS AND ACCIDENTALLY EAT THEM
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
Lucas if you tell anyone you are a dead man
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled
Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE.